Best Hockey Derps

Dupuis: raspberries

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:01:29 -0400

Dupuis: *raspberries*

Well, I’ll leave this one up to your imagination.

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:01:18 -0400

Well, I’ll leave this one up to your imagination.

Zuccarello: REF HES TOUCHING MY NO NO PLACE I WANT A POWER PLAY

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:01:48 -0400

Zuccarello: REF HES TOUCHING MY NO NO PLACE I WANT A POWER PLAY

geekmisconduct: WCSF GAME THREE TOEWS-FACES Every one of these...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:26:32 -0400

geekmisconduct:

WCSF GAME THREE TOEWS-FACES

Every one of these expressions pretty much sums up how I felt after this game. Bleah.

Doughty: have I…ever told you that you’re...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:01:11 -0400

Doughty: have I…ever told you that you’re beautiful?

Quick: no, but I already know that lol its okay my looks are intimidating i know

Rask: no I’ll get back in net I promise I’m sorry...

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:02:09 -0400

Rask: no I’ll get back in net I promise I’m sorry don’t score on me!!

Kunitz: omg sid is hugging me this is too beautiful i...

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:01:37 -0400

Kunitz: omg sid is hugging me this is too beautiful i can’t breathe is this what its like to be a fangirl?

Franson: u may not pass go u may not collect 200 dollars and...

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:01:16 -0400

Franson: u may not pass go u may not collect 200 dollars and stay away from my puck

Souray: we’re comin’ for you Getzlaf: HEheHE I WILL...

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:01:14 -0400

Souray: we’re comin’ for you

Getzlaf: HEheHE I WILL Get U MY PRETTY

Quick: get the puck im not back in my net yet oh god oh god here...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:01:25 -0400

Quick: get the puck im not back in my net yet oh god oh god here it comes

fangirl squeals

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:01:36 -0400

*fangirl squeals*

Phaneuf: no the lemon in your mouth is so pungent i cant take it...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:01:39 -0400

Phaneuf: no the lemon in your mouth is so pungent i cant take it anymore stop

Howard: I’M SO MAD AT YOU RIGHT NOW THIS IS IT WE ARE OVER

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:01:29 -0400

Howard: I’M SO MAD AT YOU RIGHT NOW THIS IS IT WE ARE OVER

Callahan: im just trying to help you with your ballerina move...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:02:01 -0400

Callahan: im just trying to help you with your ballerina move dont get mad

Erskine: THIS ISNT A BALLERINA MOVE IM TRYING TO SHOOT THE PUCK

I like how NHL’s caption says that Bickell...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:01:26 -0400

I like how NHL’s caption says that Bickell “dumps” Colaiacovo into the bench like hes taking out the trash

his arms arent obeying the rules of muscles and bones and stuff

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:02:07 -0400

his arms arent obeying the rules of muscles and bones and stuff

what a derpy celebration.

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:01:48 -0400

what a derpy celebration.

Niemi: fine w/e go in the net I don’t care you’re...

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:01:20 -0400

Niemi: fine w/e go in the net I don’t care you’re not communicating with me and its been a rough game. we can’t solve any problems when we don’t communicate, Puck.

“end-of-game line brawl” more like “one...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:01:25 -0400

“end-of-game line brawl” more like “one gigantic hockey derp”

got about 5-10 asks this morning/last night about the same thing, people complaining about the...

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:33:15 -0400

got about 5-10 asks this morning/last night about the same thing, people complaining about the hockey opinions. I’m sorry, I know this wasn’t supposed to be an opinions blog and that is not what you all followed me for. I won’t be posting opinions anymore…but you’ll probably still have to put up with my stupid pierre jokes ;)